Your Monday Cute: Stray kitten hunts down a human to call her own

Cats are survivors. I heard once that while dogs were domesticated by man, cats seemingly chose to domesticate themselves. “Hold the goddamn phone…” they thought, “Why keep grinding out in the sticks, when I can just be extra adorable and have these giant, hairless apes do all the work for me?”

And so began kitty’s dominion over all mankind.

Personally, I don’t mind my feline overlords. Sure, they’re about as useful as a bag of rocks on a sinking ship, but cats have never served a utilitarian purpose in the lives of humans (other than perhaps to hunt disease-carrying vermin). They don’t herd livestock. They don’t fetch the mail. They certainly don’t pull carriages. Nevertheless, our lives would be sad and grey without them in it.

Anyway, back to my point! Kitty self domestication and their subsequent enslavement of mankind. You want to see this phenomenon in action, you say?

Here it is, in all its heart-wrenching glory:

Vell, The Kitty Who Chose Her Own Human

Kawasaki Hina, our unsuspecting human victim, strolls through a park one day. He records the following encounter –

A homeless kitty, desperate to be taken home and cared for.

I’m happy to report that Hina obliged.

Once safely home, she conks out immediately. Mission accomplished.

Nowadays, she spends her time partaking in a few of kittykind’s favorite activities:

Like climbing on top of things.

Taking naps.

Getting into mischief.

Watching TV.

Being in the way.

And of course, being mind-numbingly adorable.

You’ve come a long way, brave little kitty. :]

“She is like family to me,” said Hina.

“I think she also loves me. We’ll be together forever.”

*heart…explodes*

Follow Hina and Vell and twitter, here:

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Have a great Monday, folks.

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