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How To Keep Your Cats From Destroying All Your Stuff

It's been a while! Things have been happening! I bought a house! (Hence the radio silence for what seems like an ...

Fighting Fur-Pocalypse: How to Win The War on Cat Fur

Having cats is like fighting a neverending war on the encroachment of crumbs and fuzz and mangled half-dead insects ...

How To Get Your Cat To Live Until 20… And Beyond

  Sometimes, when I’m feeling extra morbid, I think about the day my cats will inevitably leave me. Lying ...

How To Decode Your Cat’s Tail: A Masterclass

"Why the hell would a cat's tail need 'decoding?'" you ask. It's an appendage. It's used for like, balance or ...

How to DIY hack the crap out of your cat-filled life

Brace yourself, kids. A cat D-I-Y megapost is headed your way. If you know me, you know that I'm a firm believer in not ...

How To Outsmart Your Overly-Smart Cat

Cats think they're real smart. Just reeaalll clever. They think they've got us under their thumbs. (If they had ...